Jokes in category: “computers/technology”:

I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution.
1024x768.

Submitted by: giorgiss

I can't see an end.
I have no control and I don't think there's any escape - I don't even have a home anymore.
Definitely time for a new keyboard.

Submitted by: giorgiss

I've just renamed my WiFi network to "Police Surveillance Van #02".
That should keep my pikey neighbours on their toes for a while.

Submitted by: giorgiss

I currently own a system which is exactly 14 times better than Windows 7.
I call it: Windows 98.

Submitted by: giorgiss

I've just upgraded to Sky HD.
I'm impressed.
The phrase 'No satellite signal is being received' has never been so colourful and clear.

Submitted by: giorgiss

Microsoft's new Windows advert talks about life without walls...
Surely life without walls is a Window's worst nightmare.

Submitted by: giorgiss

No, Microsoft Word, my name is not spelt incorrectly.

Submitted by: giorgiss

Want to know how to Get a Flat Stomach & Perfect Abs in 2 to 3 Weeks?
Hmmmm let me see......
Photoshop?

Submitted by: giorgiss

"And so, God came forth and proclaimed widescreen is the best"
Sony 16:9

Submitted by: giorgiss

I can't believe all the singles in my area want to meet me,
probably because of all the iPads I've won.

Submitted by: giorgiss