A drunk girl accused me of being a "Prehistoric dinosaur"
So I RaptorSubmitted by: giorgiss
Fossils- the only thing they tell us is that dinosaurs lived underground.
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A LickalotapusSubmitted by: giorgiss
My parents tried to put me off becoming an archaeologist.
They said there was no future in it.Submitted by: giorgiss
My cat died of a stroke this morning, il have to be more gentle next time.
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I don't want to alarm anyone but since that Volcano erupted, I haven't seen a single dinosaur..
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Was watching Take Me Out earlier when a young black man who went by the name of 'Silky' stole the hearts of all the women.
And their purses.Submitted by: giorgiss
And on the seventh day, God said "EEK, DINOSAURS!" and bombarded the Earth with meteors.
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T-Rex, the Jeremy Beadle of the dinosaur world.
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What did T-Rex's do if they were happy and knew it?
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