This joke is like a rapist. It's going to score whether you like it or not.
Submitted by: giorgiss
I was recently the subject of a joke. I chickened out of a fight, and crossed the road to get away.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Every once in a while I stop and think, "I know you can read my thoughts."
Just in case.Submitted by: giorgiss
I heard one of the best jokes I've ever heard in my life yesterday!
It was about an anti-climax.Submitted by: giorgiss
Normally my dog eats my trainers but I didn't know whales done it too!
Submitted by: giorgiss
Jokes on Sickipedia are a lot like children.
If you start stealing them you'll get a bad reputation.Submitted by: giorgiss
A policeman pulled a man over and as he approached the window he immediately drew his gun and screamed "Where's the little girl!"
The man said, "What little girl?!"
The officer aimed his gun and yelled again, "SHOW ME THE LITTLE GIRL!"
The man now in tears, said, "I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW!"
The officer smiled and said, "...There's the little girl."Submitted by: giorgiss
Where do women pee?
Because all I ever see are signs for Men and Scottish Men.Submitted by: giorgiss
Remember:
Statistically... 9 out of 10 people will testify that there was consent.
Strength in numbers boys, strength in numbers.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm often accused of eavesdropping.
I just wish they'd have the guts to say it to my face.Submitted by: giorgiss
