A German walks into a library and asks for a book on war.
The librarian replies, "No mate, you'll lose it."Submitted by: giorgiss
A American goes into a library and says, "I..."
The librarian interrupts and says, "Sorry, the McDonald's is round the corner."Submitted by: giorgiss
A man goes into a library and doesn't ask for a book. Instead he uses his own eyes and common sense.
This places no burden on the librarian, who subsequently has no need to say anything.Submitted by: giorgiss
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on cliffhangers.
The librarian says;Submitted by: giorgiss
Ashley Cole goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says "here, keep it keep it..."Submitted by: giorgiss
Man goes into a library and asks for a book about French War Heroes.
The librarian tells him to try the fiction section.Submitted by: giorgiss
A librarian commits suicide, thus creating a paradox.
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An Italian walked over a library.
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A man walks into library & asks if they have any books on coincidences. The librarian says, "As a matter of fact, this one's just arrived."
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I went to my local library yesterday, and asked: "Have you got a book on handling rejection without killing?"
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