Parallel lines have got so much in common.
It's a shame they'll never meet.Submitted by: giorgiss
Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82.
I'm easily lead.Submitted by: giorgiss
I hear there is scientific proof that birthdays are good for you
The more you have the longer you liveSubmitted by: giorgiss
My physics teacher told me I had a lot of potential. Then he pushed me off a roof.
Submitted by: giorgiss
A piece of gold walks into a bar.
The Barman says "Au, get out of here"Submitted by: giorgiss
Why did I divide sin by tan?
Just cos.Submitted by: giorgiss
Iron man.
What a Fe male.Submitted by: giorgiss
What did the confused Magnesium Oxide say?
OMgSubmitted by: giorgiss
I've just been to the hospital where the doctor told me my DNA was backwards.
And?Submitted by: giorgiss
Time travel is going to have been confusing.
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