R.A.P.E.:
Rough Asphyxiation People Enjoy.

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'I've got a new job with the World Health Organisation.'
'Who?'
'That's the one.'

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When decorators are waiting for their paint to dry, how do they describe how boring it is?

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BRB.
I'm not really going anywhere but neither is this conversation.

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What do you call a colour blind butcher?
Graham

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So glad the saying 'YOLO' came out, I was thinking we got a second shot at this thing!

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Just got back from the annual atheist beach party weekend, it was crazy.
Oh the things I saw, I was like O.M. .

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FIFA: Financial Incentives from Applicants.

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arggh! cant think of a catchy name for my freshly-made lemonade stall. FML

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Wish I could play piano better, but cba, are the only 3 keys I've been bothered to learn so far.

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