R.A.P.E.:
Rough Asphyxiation People Enjoy.Submitted by: giorgiss
'I've got a new job with the World Health Organisation.'
'Who?'
'That's the one.'Submitted by: giorgiss
When decorators are waiting for their paint to dry, how do they describe how boring it is?
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BRB.
I'm not really going anywhere but neither is this conversation.Submitted by: giorgiss
What do you call a colour blind butcher?
GrahamSubmitted by: giorgiss
So glad the saying 'YOLO' came out, I was thinking we got a second shot at this thing!
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Just got back from the annual atheist beach party weekend, it was crazy.
Oh the things I saw, I was like O.M. .Submitted by: giorgiss
FIFA: Financial Incentives from Applicants.
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arggh! cant think of a catchy name for my freshly-made lemonade stall. FML
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Wish I could play piano better, but cba, are the only 3 keys I've been bothered to learn so far.
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