What's the difference between Gary Glitter and Maddie McCanns parents?
Gary Glitter comes back from holiday with more kids than he left with.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between Emile Heskey and Heather Mills?
Heather Mills has got a right foot.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?
The letter F.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A rabbi cuts it off, and a priest sucks it off.Submitted by: giorgiss
What is the difference between a baby and a fridge?
A fridge doesn't scream when you pack it with meat.Submitted by: giorgiss
Ahhhhh........Oral in the morning, Role play in the afternoon.
I better start revising for these French tests.Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
About 45 minutes.Submitted by: giorgiss
What is the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
A white owl says "who", "who" and a black owl says "who dat", "who dat".Submitted by: giorgiss
What's the difference between the All Blacks and a teabag?
The teabag stays in the cup longer!Submitted by: giorgiss
Whats the difference between Russell Crowe and Madeleine McCann?
Madeleine still makes decent films.Submitted by: giorgiss
