The farmer next to me made a huge wooden crossing for his field but couldn't remember where he'd put it.
He lost it, big stile.Submitted by: giorgiss
The vet said to the Irish dairy farmer "I'm sorry, it's bad news. All your cows have Blue Tongue. The farmer replies "Bejaysus....I didn't even know they had mobiles!"
Submitted by: giorgiss
My girlfriend recently told me that I remind her of a penny because I'm two faced and worthless.
Needing to respond with quick wit and intelligence I told her that she reminds me of a cow... because she looks like a cow.
Needless to say I'm now single.Submitted by: giorgiss
'Hi, I'm Jake Roberts, a cattle farmer from over the river. Are you the infamous Pete Hunter?'
"Why? What ya heard?"
"Cattle... I just told ya that"Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm the kind of guy that likes to tease his house plants by watering them with ice cubes.
Submitted by: giorgiss
What do you call a guy who used to like tractors?
An Extractor fan.Submitted by: giorgiss
In a countryside field a sign reads....
"The Farmer allows walkers to cross this field for free, but the bull charges"Submitted by: giorgiss
BBC NEWS - Man in farm murder inquiry bailed.
As much as I like to see the punishment fitting the crime scenario I'm not sure what throwing blocks of hay at him will achieve.Submitted by: giorgiss
I couldn't get my tractor back home from work today.
I drove into a magnetic field.Submitted by: giorgiss
I finally decided to get rid of all the people that constantly send me Farmville requests on Facebook.
My wife was fuming when I blocked all 6 of her accounts.Submitted by: giorgiss
