I was driving down the motorway when i saw "Service station, 3 miles" with a sad face printed below it
I thought to myself, that's a worrying signSubmitted by: giorgiss
Kobe will have a heap of energy for his next game after eating Rice all week
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"The removal of the ability to predict the future!"
"What do we want?"Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm an untidy person and I just walked in to find my wife ironing my Y-fronts,
Oh the ironySubmitted by: giorgiss
Felix the cat, he'll get a furry tongue.
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I just went to buy some Velcro shoes and the prices were astonishing. What a rip off!
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I find jokes about people in wheelchairs, like Christopher Reeves, absolutely sickening.
Around me that sort of crude humour just won't fly.Submitted by: giorgiss