My secretary just entered my office and said: 'We got a letter again from our office in the Sahara. They're writing that they have a very serious water shortage'
'Well', I said, 'there's always a water shortage there - it can't be that urgent'
'I think it's urgent this time', my secretary said, 'the stamp is put on the envelope with a paperclip...'Submitted by: giorgiss
