I said to my mate, "Bet you can't guess how much I won at the bookies yesterday?" He chuckled, "Go on then, put me out of my misery." So I shot his wife. Submitted by: giorgiss misunderstanding
I said to my mate, "Bet you can't guess how much I won at the bookies yesterday?" He chuckled, "Go on then, put me out of my misery." So I shot his wife.