An actual true story I witnessed last night:
Police were present in the city centre and on horseback. My mate walked upto one and started stroking the horse. He then said:
"How long does it take to train one of these?"
Copper replied,
"Around 6 months."
My mate, quick as a flash, said,
"I was talking to the horse."
He phoned me with his one call.Submitted by: giorgiss
