An alcoholic is sitting outside his home after just being divorced, and notices a crate of empty beer bottles. He takes out an empty bottle and smashes it into the wall screaming,"You are the reason I don't have a WIFE now". He smashes the second bottle screaming,"You are the reason I don't have my children!" He smashes the third bottle screaming,"You are the reason I don't have a job!". Then he notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer and says, "Stand aside my friend. I know you weren't involved."
Submitted by: giorgiss
