I was speaking to my blonde sister the other day whilst watching Maury.
As we both were watching a morbidly obese woman come onto the set, I said to her ''that fat woman makes me feel like throwing up''.
She looked at me disgusted, and yelled ''don't be racist!''
I laughed at her stupidity, then turned to her and said, ''They don't matter, even if fat people were a race, they'd lose anyway''.

Submitted by: giorgiss