I just saw a calendar for sale, "Michael Jackson 1958-2009".
I didn't buy it, I wanted a 2010 calendar.Submitted by: giorgiss
Somebody snuck into my house today and put a moist cloth on my calendar, which has really put a damper on my whole month.
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I just opened the door to the most beautiful angel that I have ever seen. She was dressed in silk and she let me lick her all over.
Shame it was the last door on my advent calendar.Submitted by: giorgiss
I really want to win a lifetime's supply of calendars.
So I know when I'm going to die.Submitted by: giorgiss
I can't wait till march 4th, it's my favourite day because when people ask me what the date is it's like I'm sending them into battle.
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I got the perfect calendar for 2010.
A different girl posing in different positions each month.
Shame I don't support Liverpool.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'll never buy one of those abhorrent word of the day calendars.
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First it was Black Friday, then came Kwanzaa and then Black History Month.
If we're not careful, they'll steal the entire calendar!Submitted by: giorgiss
1000 places to see before you die 2013 - daily picture calendar
Now I'm no mathematician but...Submitted by: giorgiss
Why was I getting such angry looks at taking some pictures at Brittany Murphys wake? I think this 2010 calendar is going to look her hottest yet.
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