We've been given a 2011 calendar from the local takeaway. My girlfriend said "Quick give it here, I want to see what day my birthday's on next year".
After she finished she asked "Do you want to check what day yours is on?"
"There's no need" I replied "my birthday is the 9th of June every year".Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm so awesome and I have lots of friends!!
Just kidding, April Fools!
Sigh...Submitted by: giorgiss
I asked microsoft online help if the had a chocolate bar with Caramel, Nougart and Hazelnuts.
It replied "No Topics Found"Submitted by: giorgiss
Its MayDay today, apparently you are meant to rub your face in the morning dew.
I only know a Muslim, does that count ?Submitted by: giorgiss
I made my own advent calendar this year with a picture of my wife behind every door.
I slowly open a door each morning just to remind her that there's nowhere to hide.Submitted by: giorgiss
Forgot about 10/10/10 10:10:10..
Well there's always next time.Submitted by: giorgiss
And don't get the Jim Morrison Advent Calendar either.
The Doors keep breaking on through to the other side.Submitted by: giorgiss
The Calendar:
Only for the week mindedSubmitted by: giorgiss
Everyone likes white snow.
People put up with brown snow.
Everyone hates black snow.
There's even racism in snow form.Submitted by: giorgiss
Santa walked in on Mrs Claus having an affair.
Hoe, hoe, hoe.Submitted by: giorgiss
