I read my horoscope this morning and it said, "You will be lead to believe something on false pretences even though it isn't true, you must avoid being taken in by it."
So I'm never going to read my horoscope again.Submitted by: giorgiss
I ate a whole bag a fortune cookies last night, so today's been kind of crazy.
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It's Friday the 13th again and already off to a bad start. I've just checked the wife's pulse as she lays in bed next to me...
She's still alive.Submitted by: giorgiss
Any fellow telepathics out there?
No? Thought not.Submitted by: giorgiss
Bet them Dale Farm gypsies wish they hadn't sold off all their lucky Heather now
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BBC News: Man killed by strange zombie like child at midnight yesterday...
Someone obviously didnt forward their texts.Submitted by: giorgiss
It's bad luck when you see a black cat walk out in front of you.
Especially if you're a mouse.Submitted by: giorgiss
I did a online test for fun earlier to figure out what colour represents my character. It turns out that I am yellow. And it also turns out that I have no life.
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Just looked at the tea leaves in my cup, and it's not good news.
Mainly because I was drinking coffee.Submitted by: giorgiss
I have been told that there are many secret symbols surrounding us that represents The Illuminati, Freemasonry and other mystical societies.
I will keep an Eye on them.Submitted by: giorgiss
