Went to an M.C. Escher exhibition today. All the best prints were on the second floor but unfortunately I couldn't get there.
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I always thought auctions were really boring, but the one I went too today was really exciting.
Granted, I was sat at the back of the room with a tazer.Submitted by: giorgiss
I lost so much cash through having my art stolen recently, but fortunately this month I've Claude Monet back.
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I got into a fight with an artist last night...
We drewSubmitted by: giorgiss
'Edvard Munch's The Scream sells for $120 million'.
Victoria Beckham was going to bid for it..
Then she remembered that she had a mirror.Submitted by: giorgiss
I got some really bad news at my university today. Instead of funding my department they are funding the language and the history department.
Oh the humanities!Submitted by: giorgiss
My father gave me my first condom.
Sadly, he was wearing it at the time.Submitted by: giorgiss
A new exhibition where the artist uses human excrement to create celebrity portraits opens tomorrow.
There'll be some familiar faeces on show.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just found a portrait of a policeman in the loft.
I think it's a Constable.Submitted by: giorgiss
The wife went ballistic when I punched a constable yesterday.
She was nearly as mad as the museum staff.Submitted by: giorgiss
