How do we know Vermeer had a low sperm count?
Well, it's not 'Girl with a Pearl Necklace' is it?Submitted by: giorgiss
Felt it would be a good idea to draw straws with my mates to see which one of us went for the munter out of a group of girls.
And people say my a BA in Art would be useless.Submitted by: giorgiss
My mate fancies himself as an artist and wants to sketch me.
I told him, "I'm very busy at the moment."
"How about next Sunday afternoon?" he suggested.
I said, "Not too sure - but pencil me in."Submitted by: giorgiss
'Every picture tells a story'.
The picture up in my house, tells me how bad security is at the Khalil museum, and that Van Gogh's painting is not worth 32m.Submitted by: giorgiss
Went to a tarot card reading with my wife recently. You should have seen the look on her and the old gypsy ladies faces when I drew the Death card.
It was a look that clearly showed if I didn't put the sketch pad and pen away I would not be coming to any further readings.Submitted by: giorgiss
Consistently innovative and exciting, the London International Mime Festival returns....Now you're talking
Submitted by: giorgiss
Vincent Van Gogh. There's a man. Everyone said to him "you can't be an artist! You only have one ear!" and you know what he said?
"Sorry, I can't hear you".Submitted by: giorgiss
I've been working on a mosaic made of broken bottles,
but it's not really all that it's cracked up to be.Submitted by: giorgiss
All the best artistic ideas are kept inside drawers.
Submitted by: giorgiss
My dad paints all of his pictures in his own blood.
He suffers for his art.Submitted by: giorgiss
