Whenever I'm asked who the man of the match is, my answer is always the same.
Lowry.Submitted by: giorgiss
What do you call an artist with asthma?
Van CoughSubmitted by: giorgiss
Since writing on toilet walls is done neither for critical acclaim, nor financial rewards, does this make it the purest form of art?
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I drew a blank in my art exam.
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News: "The Tate Modern has removed a nude photo of actress Brooke Shields aged 10 from its new exhibition over fears it will be a gathering place for paedophiles".
Okay guys I'm sorry but the minibuses wont be picking you all up now, your 5 deposit will be returned in the post shortly.Submitted by: giorgiss
Damien Hirst partner has walked out on him for another man.
Like a dead cow in an art gallery he must be gutted.Submitted by: giorgiss
Fifty shades of grey
The first ever book for dogsSubmitted by: giorgiss
Who's boss of the pencil case?
The Ruler.Submitted by: giorgiss
When Damien Hirst cuts a shark in half and preserves it in formaldehyde, he's a visionary artist.
When I do it, I get banned from the aquarium.Submitted by: giorgiss
Just finished reading 50 shades of grey - I thought it was rather monochromatic.
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