Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus?
Because he couldn't get his Stilton.Submitted by: giorgiss
On my first day as a human cannonball my boss said, "I'm going to have to let you go."
"You can't fire me," I replied.
"That's exactly why I'm letting you go," he said.Submitted by: giorgiss
My eight year old son told me there was nothing scarier than a clown.
One night, whilst he was sleeping, I hung a dead clown above his bed.
Safe to say, I won that debate.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've been walking on a tightrope ever since I had an argument with my boss.
I don't care if he owns the circus, I'm supposed to be the bearded lady.Submitted by: giorgiss
The phrase: "act your age, not your shoe size" is severely negated by the actions of clowns.
Submitted by: giorgiss
A clown tried to start a fight with me earlier today.
I said: "Listen mate, you don't want to fight me. I'll make you look silly."Submitted by: giorgiss
A drunk clown walks into a shop next to a bar.
The shopkeeper says 'This Jokes gone one step too far'Submitted by: giorgiss
There's been talk at the circus of making our extreme knife throwing act redundant.
I'm currently facing the axe.Submitted by: giorgiss
I started my new job as a clown today, and I found my feet immediately.
Not surprising, really, they're bright red and absolutely enormous.Submitted by: giorgiss
I just saw this idiot with bright red hair, going down the road on a unicycle whilst juggling.
What a clown!Submitted by: giorgiss
