I was knocked over by a clown car!
Luckily, 17 people got out to help.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was supposed to pick up seven professional clowns today.
But I couldn't find a car small enough.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was nervous at first, but once i felt it easily slide down the back of my throat, I jammed the rest in.
Circus Sword Swallower seems like a natural transition after college.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was stuck on the M6 behind a huge lorry carrying a fairground ride doing 20mph yesterday.
Everyone was screaming at him but he wouldn't go any faster.Submitted by: giorgiss
A clown was taking the mickey out of me earlier so I said to him,
'you're dead, funny!'
He said, 'thanks.'
So I shot him in the chest.Submitted by: giorgiss
I got an email from a circus the other day but I couldn't open the attachment.
Apparently it had been created with a dopey acrobat.Submitted by: giorgiss
Before my father died he worked in a circus as a stilt walker...
I used to look up to him...Submitted by: giorgiss
My dad raised me single handedly when I was a child.
But that's life when your born into a family of circus acrobats.Submitted by: giorgiss
My girlfriend is leaving me because she thinks I'm a buffoon.
So, with a heavy heart, I selected the most depressing of my 'unhappy horns' and honked the saddest of honks.
"Honk".Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife was a great sword-swallower in the circus when we met.
Not my choice, but her amazing talent soon became neglected shortly after our wedding.Submitted by: giorgiss
