A man decides to join the circus.The ringmaster agrees to watch his act in the big top to see if he is suitable.
The man climbs a tall tower and jumps off flapping his arms wildly.After a few seconds his fall slows and he soars forward,swoops up,turns and stops in mid air then gently glides to the ground.He turns and smiles at the ringmaster, ' what do you think, ' says the man.
The ringmaster looks unimpressed and replies, ' Is that all you can do,bird imitations? 'Submitted by: giorgiss
I used to work in a circus as the human cannonball.
But I left after they fired me.Submitted by: giorgiss
I used to get this funny feeling when I was a kid.
I was molested by a clown on a daily basis.Submitted by: giorgiss
The midget human cannonball missed his target killing the bearded lady in the process.
It was a freak accident.Submitted by: giorgiss
BBC News: "Cameron to work with soleil stars".
Makes sense, the clown joining the acrobats, completes the circus act.Submitted by: giorgiss
I had a friend who was a clown.
When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.Submitted by: giorgiss
My new girlfriend is a tightrope walker. She keeps asking me to check her equipment and repair it if there is a fault.
I am enjoying our relationship but I didn't realise it would be so high maintenance.Submitted by: giorgiss
"Try walking in my shoes"
said the clown.Submitted by: giorgiss
Panorama; advertising pirate bay and vuze... its like the police giving out free drugs
Submitted by: giorgiss
Just mugged a couple of clowns outside the circus.
I told them not to try anything stupid.Submitted by: giorgiss
