Why is it that the most important part of a voicemail is always the hardest to hear?
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Sickipedia on your mobile phone; like having a ginger hating rapist pulling wisecracks in your pocket...
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I was exchanging emails with a 45 year old bloke for ages and we arranged to meet.
When I got there, it turned out to be some really fit bird my age. How disappointing.Submitted by: giorgiss
I went into the estate agents today I said "Hi, I wondered if you could help me I have a flat?"
The estate agent said "Oh, are you looking to sell it?"
I said "No, I'm looking to blow it back up."Submitted by: giorgiss
*IF YOU CAN READ THIS*
Then you're probably not using a BlackberrySubmitted by: giorgiss
O2 is the most unselfish lover ever.
Its just gone down on the whole country.Submitted by: giorgiss
What would you do with your unlimited texts from orange, if you top up just 15 per month using their new offer?
I'd text o2 and thank them for coming up with the idea three years ago...Submitted by: giorgiss
Did you hear about BT's new invention?
Speed doleSubmitted by: giorgiss
I've started a mobile phone network that covers 1% of the UK.
I'm going to sell it to Vodafone.Submitted by: giorgiss
As a student nurse I had little money for meals so I ate the awful food provided at the hospital canteen.I often took my break in the ward kitchen and sometimes kindly visitors would hand in treats they had brought for patients who had not wanted to eat them.One night a woman brought a pie to the kitchen and said, ' Would you eat this up, love. '
The pie was absolutely delicious,full of meat with a light golden pastry,I ate it in next to no time.
Soon the woman returned and said, ' Is me 'usbands pie 'ot enough yet? 'Submitted by: giorgiss
