My wife left me today because of my obsession with twitter. There's a lot more to it than that but unfortunately I'm about to run out of cha
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At work today this OAP costumer kept calling me duck... I thought to myself, if she calls me duck one more time I think I'm going to quack...
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I felt really awkward today when i rang a slag and it said ".......welcome to the virgin voice mail"
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They say music is the language of spirits. So, next time your bank keeps you hanging on the phone, they're probably taking you for a medium.
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I've just hit someone with their own blackberry. Those things really are useful, i might get one now.
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