I have created a Twitter account called "The Yellow Brick Road" and I am going to follow it
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I'm more of a haha than an lol kinda person
But sometimes I actually meet real people!Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife sobbingly said "Nothing I do makes any sense anymore."
"Stop talking nonsense" I said.Submitted by: giorgiss
Anyone else get seriously excited when they receive their first text message for about a month, then rapidly that excitement goes when they find out it's from Orange.
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Excellent personality test: type in 'coal' to your predictive text and see what comes up first.
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I rang my friend up earlier with my iphone 4.
i thought hang on a minute...Submitted by: giorgiss
Difference between Chris Moyles and his listeners?
His listeners eventually grow up.Submitted by: giorgiss
I asked my wife where was my dinner..... She went on a right one, screaming that if I gave her a hand it would be done quicker... so I gave her a hand......... a right one........ I'm still waiting for my dinner and she seems to be having a kip on the kitchen floor. On the positive side she's gone all quiet now.....
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Life is too short to make mstakes
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I phoned the police today.
We hadn't chatted in ages...Submitted by: giorgiss
