Like many others, I have been affected badly by the O2 problems this week.
It's slightly worse for me though, because I'm an astronaut.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife works from home on the computer and she's getting pretty fat. So the next time she left the house.....
I deleted all her cookies.Submitted by: giorgiss
I work in Tech support for a computer company, if I was a mechanic, most of the conversations would go like this.
Customer: My car isn't working and I need you to fix it immediately, this is an emergency
Mechanic: Alright sir what seems to be the problem?
Customer: I don't know, I tried to use my car on friday and it didn't work, now it's monday and I need to get to work and I can't and this needs to be fixed right now.
Mechanic: Can you start the car? Can you even get into your car? Does it make any sounds when you try to start it? Are all 4 tires there?
Customer: I don't know, I don't know what any of that stuff means, I tried to get to work and it wouldn't let me and you need to fix it now because you changed my oil 6 months ago.
Mechanic: Alright well what kind of car are you driving?
Customer: I don't know, a green one, why does that matter?
Mechanic: Please take a look at the back of your car and see if there are any letters or numbers that would indicate a vehicle model or manufacturer
Customer: Ok, my car is a SV2 87K.
Mechanic: No sir that's your license plate. My records indicate that you drive a Nissan Altima, can you confirm that the key you're using to try and get into this car says Nissan on it?
Customer: My key says Lexus but I don't see how that makes a difference, I've been using this key on this car for years and it's always worked, what did you do to my car?Submitted by: giorgiss
Every time I delete an app on my iPhone, the shaking icons makes me think they're panicking over who's getting the chop next.
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Got myself a smartphone last week, it's brilliant.
It turns itself off when the wife rings.Submitted by: giorgiss
The toughest thing about getting a new phone is teaching it all my swear words.
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I just sent my Gran a dirty joke.
"PMS!" she replied
"Don't you mean PMSL Nan?" i asked....
"No, it's the incontinence kicking in again!"Submitted by: giorgiss
I just added Bigfoot as a friend on Facebook.
He really needs a clearer profile picture.Submitted by: giorgiss
I finally decided to get rid of all the people that constantly send me Farmville requests on Facebook.
My wife was fuming when I blocked all 6 of her accounts.Submitted by: giorgiss
If you want to know how much the Iphone has put you in debt,
Theres an app for that.Submitted by: giorgiss
