All female athletes racing in London 2012 have been given free Sat Navs
So they can find the finish line

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Apple have announced that they have come up with a new idea for iPad owners who thought the iPhone was too small.
An iTest.

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Want to plan your route through a forest infested with poisenous bees, whilst half naked and having to carry the stripper you got knocked up the night before because you're trying to escape from the man-eating beaver humming the pink panther theme tune?
There's an App for that.

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Blackberry is now as usefull as a Nokia 5110, BUT! without Snake.....

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Blame Europe for these ridiculous new laws about websites using cookies...
But surely it's the Americans' fault no-one calls them by their proper English name, biscuits.

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So Microsoft say they'll fix the red ring for free for three years after purchase.
Anyone got a box big enough for a 9 year old?

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I had my first computer lesson today.
It wasn't bad but I spent the first 20 mins putting the letters in the right order.

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When my PC was taken away for repair, the company said they'd send me something to replace it while it was being fixed.
I should probably cleared my browsing history, because the next day they sent me a copy of "Barely Legal".

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He who laughs last... just got the joke on T-mobile.

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Because I don't work and I sit around playing computer games all day I balance the feelings of guilt and shame by playing 'Career Mode' between the hours of 9.00am - 5.00pm

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