Jokes in category: “computers/technology”:

I've just had a go of a remote control car that used to be a computer console.
It was a Mega Drive.

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Have you seen match.com? There are literally thousands of average looking women to choose from. I feel like a kid in a broccoli shop.

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IN THE NEWS : Peter Sutcliffe has been selling copies of CD's and MP3s in Prison to his innmates.
It seems there is no end to the Yorkshire Ripper.

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Here's a question for all the philosophers out there. If something is listed on page 2 of a google search, does it really exist?

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I'll never be up to scratch with the computer age.
In my day, you used Trojans to protect yourself from viruses.

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Miracles all around.
Family members sitting back together
People actually speaking to each other over lunch and dinner
60% less driving accidents
Police having to search for a new reason to bust people.........
It's amazing how a 3 day BB crash change the world

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I sent someone the web address of a picture of red bull and sugar
It was a hyperlink

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I picked up a 99p copy of Avatar the other day.
Compared to the 1080p version, the quality is atrocious.

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Apparently Apple are bringing out a new computerised Goat... iKid you not.

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I saw this great film at the weekend about cyber-bullying.
I think it was called 'The Terminator' or something.

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