My parents used to say i'd never be able to be a pirate when I grew up.
My dvd and music collection nowadays says otherwise.Submitted by: giorgiss
"I was having superb dream about you." I said to my wife as I woke. "You were doing something really nice to me."
"Maybe it will come true." she said. "What was it?"
"I hope so." I replied. "Leaving."Submitted by: giorgiss
Last night i had an amazing dream involving Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, Katy Perry and Cheryl Cole.
I beat them all at Monopoly.Submitted by: giorgiss
I asked a sleep therapist out on a date
She said, "Pffft ... in your dreams"
I said, "Cool, I'll pick you up at nine then"Submitted by: giorgiss
I had a fantastic wet dream last night.
It was about a tsunami in the indian ocean which killed 250,000 pakis, indians and darkies.Submitted by: giorgiss
Always follow your dream! Unless it's the one where you're at work in your underwear during a fire drill.
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If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
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My dreamcatcher broke last night.
Nightmare!Submitted by: giorgiss
This girl in the pub asked me if she was the woman of my dreams.
"That depends" I said. "Are you wet?"Submitted by: giorgiss
Last night I dreamed I was eating a giant marshmallow. I woke up this morning and my albino son was gone
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