I dreamt I was a woman last night.
When I woke up, the house was spotless.
Looks like the wife couldn't sleep again.Submitted by: giorgiss
Aren't dreams amazing.
Last night I had a dream that I hadn't had a shave and I woke to find it had come true.Submitted by: giorgiss
I have a dream: a dream that one day, little black girls and little white girls will play with each other !
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An elderly couple is having breakfast. The woman says: "Oh, I had the most wonderful dream: I was 20 years old again and I was cycling through a beautiful forest with my sister." The man replies: "I had a wonderful dream too: I was 20 years old again and I was making love to a beautiful girl." The woman winks and asks: "were you making love to me?", to which the man replies: "Of course not, you were out cycling with your sister."
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A place without thought. Imagine that.
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"Doctor, I really need your help", I said. "Every night for the past two weeks I'm dreaming about some rats playing football."
"Here, take these pills tonight before you go to bed and you will be fine."
"But can I take them starting tomorrow?"
"Why?"
"Because tonight they play the final."Submitted by: giorgiss
I once won a dream holiday to the Bahamas.
I woke up gutted.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was talking to my psychiatrist earlier:
Me: I keep having these dreams in which my wife dies.
Psychiatrist: I see, and how long have you been having these nightmares?
Me: Nightmares?Submitted by: giorgiss
Sign on the motorway, "Tiredness can kill".
Especially true if you were on your way to Elm street.Submitted by: giorgiss
I had a really bad nightmare last night. I dreamt that I unsuccessfully buried my wife in the back garden.
When I woke up, I walked downstairs and hugged my spade.Submitted by: giorgiss
