Jokes in category: “dreams”:

There is nothing more tedious than having to listen to someone telling you what they dreamed of last night.
Martin Luther King found that out the hard way.

Submitted by: giorgiss

I used to be pretty big-headed.
I'm perfect now though

Submitted by: giorgiss

Last year , all of my dreams came true.
This year , I'm sat here in this prison cell , wishing that they hadn't.

Submitted by: giorgiss

Don't listen to what people say, FOLLOW YOUR DREAM!
Unless your fat because you probably won't be able catch up with it.

Submitted by: giorgiss

I've been having dreams that I can't interpret.
They're in French and I don't speak the language.

Submitted by: giorgiss

I had a dream in which my wife was involved in a car accident and tragically killed... i woke up in tears that morning...
...because i realized she wasn't actually dead.

Submitted by: giorgiss

My wife wasnt happy when I announced I was going to be leaving to follow my dream.
Or "Tanya from next door" as she is also known.

Submitted by: giorgiss

I don't know if it's common, but when I was a kid I used to dream that I was falling from a tall tree, only to wake up and find out that, in fact, the babysitter had thrown me out of the window.

Submitted by: giorgiss

Last night, our son came up to our room and asked if he could sleep in our bed because he was afraid of the monster in his closet.
It's already the third time this week, I hope his girlfriend doesn't mind.

Submitted by: giorgiss

Didn't get much sleep last night, I kept dreaming I was frozen & then dropped off a cliff.
I'm absolutely shattered this morning.

Submitted by: giorgiss