Jokes in category: “ghosts”:

I went round my gran's last night.
She suddenly started crying and said, "Ignore me - I'm just a silly sentimental old fool."
So I switched the telly on and watched the football.

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My mate is haunted by a ghost which plays on his xbox all night.
It needs to get a life.

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Sky News: 'Paranormal activity sweeps America'
If I was a ghost, I'd do something more scary than just tidy houses.

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Thought I saw a ghost yesterday. Then I realised that there are still one or two white people still living in Brixton.

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A ghost walks through a bar...

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My wife is very spiritual.
She's dead.

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I don't think i've ever been as miserable as when I got stuck in a lift with two ghosts the other day,
But when it started moving, it really lifted the spirits.

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I woke up in the middle of the night and saw the spirit of my former girlfriend materialise at the foot of my bed.
I was utterly terrified, I just didn't ex spectre.

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I don't like haunted houses I'm afraid.

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I'm being haunted by the ghost of Maurice Gibb.
He gives me the ebebeegees

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