I tried to hold a seance last night. After two hours, all I'd managed to do was talk to three window cleaners.
That's the last time I muck around with a squeegee board.Submitted by: giorgiss
An English golfer's mate is permanently banned from Royal St Georges after yesterday's ghostly clubhouse events. At one point staff said books and objects were flying at them from all sorts of mysterious angles.
In the end they found out it was an Ian Poulter's guest.Submitted by: giorgiss
I don't trust ghosts..
You can see right through themSubmitted by: giorgiss
Was trying to find a ghost earlier when a poltergeist appeared.
I thought "That's the spirit"Submitted by: giorgiss
I've tried pretending not to be a ghost but people saw right through me.
Submitted by: giorgiss
I've recently had my house exorcised by a Priest due to some strange events.
He wanted 200 paying in the next week for his duties.
However when i told him i couldn't pay this, he came back and re-possessed my house.Submitted by: giorgiss
Our neighbour's house is getting repossessed...
It's such a shame, I never got to meet their first ghostsSubmitted by: giorgiss
A ghost just floated past me and it was perfectly horizontal.
I think it was a spirit level.Submitted by: giorgiss
A ghost floats into a bar.
The barman says, "Who ordered a spirit?"Submitted by: giorgiss
Why don't poltergeists ever just give people a pat on the back or a handjob..
Nice people die as well.Submitted by: giorgiss
