I had a contest with the Grim Reaper to see who could throw the best carnival. He won - mine was a fte worse than Death's.

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The Sun: WOMAN HAUNTED BY GHOST
'I walked into the kitchen, turned the light on and suddenly there was a loud bang and all the lights and everything went out, it was very scary '
Erm, it's called a powercut love.

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I've just seen 'Ghost' again.
Its a lot scarier now Patrick Swayzes' really dead.

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I've made up one of those notices to stick on my door and keep away the 'trick or treaters'.
It says 'Ring the bell to get your parents a job'.

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I don't believe in ghosts
Don't tell anyone though - they're always the first to go

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After an hour of holding a seance in my friends marijuana plantation, we finally gave up after no contact was made with the ghosts.
Despite this, spirits were high

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MSN NEWS: 'Ghosts' captured on film: real or fake?
Doesn't that question kind of answer itself?

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The other day me and my friends were 'talking to spirits' in an old prison.
Hesitantly I asked, "how many of you are here? Knock one out for each person".
For the next 4 hours there was constant bangs, I guess he'd taken my Request literally.

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Having finally given up my drug addiction, I dumped my weed in a house haunted by ghosts and now my spirits are high.

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Being a ghost, it's difficult pretending to be someone you're not.
People see straight through you.

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