i just found the meaning of irony, a hairbrush made by a company called goody
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Do women realise that the only reason they have rights is because men let them?
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A banker is a person who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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At the D-Day commemorations, it appeared Gordon Brown did not know the words to the national anthem, which commentators have noted will cause uproar.
I think this is definitely an overreaction, he's been doing such a good job until this.Submitted by: giorgiss
I want patience....... And i want it now!
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Isn't it ironic how, as your chromosomes go up, you go downs.
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My friend said to me "If you could go back in time and shoot Hitler as a baby, would you?"
I replied "No, because as a baby, I probably wasn't strong enough to carry a gun."Submitted by: giorgiss
definition of irony; contacting jobseekers direct and gettin put through to a scouser.
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I made a new year's resolution to stop being so optimistic about everything.
I'm 100% sure I can do it!Submitted by: giorgiss
Out of respect, I decided to watch a women's football match and treat it just like any other game of football - which is all they're asking for really.
So there I was in a quiet stadium when I thought I'd help lift the atmosphere. "Come on ladies, speed it up a bit!"
"Oh, so you're saying they can't go as fast as men are you?" the woman next to me hissed.
So I sat down in silence and continued to ignore any mistakes made by the players and officials, thus preventing them from improving and contributing towards the sport's poor support and eternal mediocrity.
Happy now, ladies?Submitted by: giorgiss
