It's ironic that the TV series Glee is releasing a special on teen bullying because the reason I bully you is because you watch Glee.
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I put on a DVD tonight and up popped that piracy advert, "You wouldn't steal a car, would you?"
At that point I turned off the mini LCD screen on the dashboard and got on with hot wiring it.Submitted by: giorgiss
Isaac newton had an Apple fall on his head and has been labeled a genius for the last 350 years.
I shot a banana out my car window and it hit a black bloke on the head. 350 hours community service and a suspended sentence.
How times have changed.Submitted by: giorgiss
Isn't it ironic that most jokes that start with, "Isn't it ironic..." aren't ironic?
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Just found a recent quote from Gareth Barry,
"The management are doing well to keep us away from the media."
He said this on Sky Sports News by the way.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was just playing Call Of Duty with my black friend, he killed me and said "You got owned".
Oh the irony.Submitted by: giorgiss
I used to be an arrogant, self-important know it all, so I went to a hypnotist to see if he could help me.
Now I'm perfect.Submitted by: giorgiss
Irony..
Its the second anniversary of baby P`s death!
The Black eyed peas are at number one.Submitted by: giorgiss
Wednesdays are so depressing.
Definitely up there in the top 7.Submitted by: giorgiss
Ironic isn't it that a band can be called One Direction when all the members go both ways.
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