Saw a book in the library today called "Don't judge a book by its cover"
But it looked dull so I left it.Submitted by: giorgiss
BT have recently cut my phone off due to numerous unpaid bills.
They say unless I get in touch and pay up, they'll take me to court.
Unfortunately, thus far I've been unable to contact them as they've cut my phone off.Submitted by: giorgiss
I'm never wrong...
I thought I was wrong once but it turns out I was mistaken...Submitted by: giorgiss
I was walking past a building site, when one of the builders shouted "Your tie looks stupid, get a blue one."
I hate constructive criticism.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife complained that I'm too old fashioned.
"Nonsense", I said, "Now get thee gone, wench, back to the skullery from wherest thou came and cease thoust chatter o'er much ado about nothing".
Brazen harlet.Submitted by: giorgiss
IRONY:
Ex Blue Peter presenter Peter Duncan getting diagnosed with hypothermia.Submitted by: giorgiss
Anyone else find it ironic how professional boxers need security guards walk them to the ring?
Submitted by: giorgiss
The White House, oh the irony...
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Isn't it ironic that when Christmas is abbreviated to Xmas Christ is replaced by a Cross?
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6th Oct 1854. The Great Fire of Newcastle. A wasted, ruined city, its people desperate and miserable.
And then they had a fire.Submitted by: giorgiss
