Why did the princess never brush her hair?
She had leukaemia.Submitted by: giorgiss
My mate gets dumped pretty regularly, so I asked him how long it takes to get over a girl.
He replied "Depends how fat she is."Submitted by: giorgiss
Inside every fat woman is a thin woman and a lot of chocolate.
Inside every thin woman is a fat woman waiting for marriage.Submitted by: giorgiss
I don't really like my new hair.
But I suppose it'll grow on me...Submitted by: giorgiss
I walked up to this woman in a bar the other night
"You're a feminist, aren't you?" i said to her
amazed she said "Yes, yes I am, but how'd you know?"
so I told her "I can see your armpit hair from the other side of he room you fat, ugly cow".Submitted by: giorgiss
I used to hate facial hair!!
But eventually, it grew on me.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife told me that I needed to go to the gym and get in shape.
I replied, "I am in shape!"
A sphere is a shape.Submitted by: giorgiss
Girls who pull the trout pout in pictures are so obviously fishing for compliments.
Submitted by: giorgiss
My friends said to me, "I always has johnsons baby lotion in my cupboard."
"Thats funny," I replied "I just have Johnsons baby in mine"Submitted by: giorgiss
Whenever I go into the toilet after my wife there is always a strong scent of air freshener.
I'm so glad she likes her new perfume.Submitted by: giorgiss
