I just bought a new pair of gloves, or so I thought. One of them is second hand.
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Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
A: The back of her head.Submitted by: giorgiss
Today my fashion statement is, "I missed a spot shaving."
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Surely if Alpecin works, you would end up with really hairy hands?
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Bald people face discrimination. One guy told me he "can't help my kind," and asked me to leave his shop! He was an awful barber anyway.
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You`ve got teeth like a witch doctors necklace.
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What is the nickname given to Toddlers And Tiaras?
The reason condoms were invented.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just booked an appointment with the new German barber.
Herr CutSubmitted by: giorgiss
New Eau de Condom by Calvin Klein...
...For him and for her!Submitted by: giorgiss
