Diablo 3 is the hardest game I've ever played.
I can't even make it past the log in screen.

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apparently Facebook shares are really expensive
i felt like a cheapskate just liking photos now

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After months of killing myself in the gym I emailed a photo of my new body to my girlfriend's iPhone. She replied stating she was unable to view it.
Turns out the definition wasn't high enough.

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I just noticed that to clear your history in IE8, you have to select the "Safety" tab.
Who said Microsoft didn't listen to their customers?

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With Windows 7, you can have 2 windows open at the same time!
Well done, Microsoft. Apple only invented that 10 years ago.

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As I walked along the street tapping away on my 'ipad' someone said, "Get a life!"
I said, "Where do you download one of those from.......?"

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I've been working at iPhone support for years now.
Off and on.

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Typos are easily made.
Especially if you're looking for mail order brides...

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C0RNF1AK3S
...That's a cereal number.

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High Definition:
Available now in all dictionaries.

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