I truly admire the ambition of beggars who sit beside ATMs
Submitted by: giorgiss
More riotting set for London streets.
Here is the postcode for your sat nav. N16 6ER.Submitted by: giorgiss
The Fosters advert shows Brits asking two Aussies for social advice.
Surely that's like asking a homeless person for advice about mortgages.Submitted by: giorgiss
A bloke knocked at the door this morning collecting for the homeless.
So I gave him some old cardboard and my daughter's recorder.Submitted by: giorgiss
I hate when jobless people say they're 'between jobs'
You never hear a tramp saying "I'm between homes".Submitted by: giorgiss
I feel bad for the homeless.
They'll never be able to enjoy a glade plug in!Submitted by: giorgiss
Begging for spare change in the street must be very humiliating. For this reason, before I hand over my 10p, I make the tramp do a little dance for me and my mates. That way, he has provided a service and has earned the money, thereby gaining some self respect.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Mortgages in Britain are getting more expensive by the day but you try explaining to a homeless person how lucky they are, they just don't appreciate it
Submitted by: giorgiss
I knew my new girlfriend was desperate for it, from the moment she approached me with her first chat up line.
"Any change mate?"Submitted by: giorgiss
There was a french homeless man down my local high street who claimed for a quid we could see the "biggest shoe"
complete con man, I ended up walking off aggrieved with a poor quality magazineSubmitted by: giorgiss
