Walking through town today and my girlfriend said she felt sorry for all the homeless people.
I thought "Get a grip. Look how much money they save on house insurance"Submitted by: giorgiss
Apparently Premier Inn's now got a franchise that caters for the homeless as well.
it's called Premier Out.Submitted by: giorgiss
Top Tip- Big Issue publishers, help the homeless by giving them something to sell that people might actually want to buy.
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I like to do my bit to help get the homeless off the streets...
A couple of laxatives in their meths usually does the trick.Submitted by: giorgiss
I find it quite difficult to feel sorry for the homeless in this type of weather.
I mean, its not like I can even see them buried under the 16 inches of snow anyway.Submitted by: giorgiss
Did you know that 90 percent of of all accidents occur in the home?
It's a fun fact , and it's also the line I use to cheer up a homeless guy when I don't want to give him any money.Submitted by: giorgiss
'Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near'...I sang to the crazy old homeless woman who feeds the pigeons
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So I was talking to this homeless guy on MSN and I thought "Wait a minute..."
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Hgh winds severely damaged a homeless shelter in northern England on Monday.
Rescuers are on the scene with new boxes and sticky tape.Submitted by: giorgiss
Was playing bingo with a homeless man today. After a few numbers he remarks, "I've got a line."
I said "Yeah. Well I've got a house."Submitted by: giorgiss
