They say money doesn't make you happy:
I'll take my chances being miserable around the pool then, thank you.Submitted by: giorgiss
Yahoo News: 'we reveal the secret to being rich'
having lots of money?Submitted by: giorgiss
I've always thought scottish money was like monopoly money...
but accepting a get out of jail free card, that really does take the biscuit!Submitted by: giorgiss
Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?
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After coming back from the Caribbean holiday, it was straight round to the Mother-in-Law's to show her the photos.
"This is the hotel. It was gorgeous."
"This is the beach. Just look at that white sand."
"This is the pool. Oh, it was fantastic."
"And this is my favourite," I said. "It's the x-ray of the brain tumour that killed your daughter and left me with all the money in the will."Submitted by: giorgiss
I put on my favorite winter jacket for the first time the other day, and as soon as I put my hands in those pockets, I was immediately reminded that last year I didn't have any money, either.
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I recently inherited 10,000 so I took the whole lot into town and blew it at the nearest casino.
Or Barclays, as they like to call themselves.Submitted by: giorgiss
Just before Magners released their excellent yearly figures, a mate tipped me off & I bought thousands of shares.
Unfortunately, he's been arrested for in-cider trading.Submitted by: giorgiss
My wife is currently going through the change.
She's got about 4 quid so far.Submitted by: giorgiss
Two Jews walking down the street, one finds a wage packet. He opens it and starts crying.
His friend says, "What are you crying for, you've just found a wage packet?"
"Yes, yes," he cries, "But you should see the deductions."Submitted by: giorgiss
