I gave my Son a faceless coin,
He couldn't make head nor tails of it.Submitted by: giorgiss
I received a bill in the post today from British Gas telling me that my last bill was outstanding.
So I rang them up to say thanks and when do I receive my certificate?Submitted by: giorgiss
When I was in Thailand, I saw a place where you could eat the brain of a freshly killed monkey for 200 Baht.
I've never been so appalled in my life.
Thats nearly four quid.Submitted by: giorgiss
I said to wife "Don't put that money in your mouth, it's got germs on"
She replied "Don't be stupid, even germs can't live on the money you make!"Submitted by: giorgiss
People used to rob petrol stations.
Now petrol stations rob people.Submitted by: giorgiss
Notice how they have only started to show Wonga.com adverts now everyone has a wide screen TV ?
Presumably it is so they can fit the APR figure in at the bottom of the screen.Submitted by: giorgiss
I was asked to contribute money to help solve the civil unrest in Egypt, but I suspect it's some sort of pyramid scheme
Submitted by: giorgiss
With inflation on the rise, it's encouraging to see that the fine for pulling the emergency chain on trains is 50, exactly the same as it was in 1962. Thats what I call value for money.
Submitted by: giorgiss
Everyone should pay their income tax with a smile.
I tried, but they demanded cash.Submitted by: giorgiss
Robin Hood wouldn't last five minutes in Nottingham nowadays.
There's no rich people to steal from.Submitted by: giorgiss
