Remember, Credit card debt is for life, not just for Christmas
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When originally entered, the joke was:
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Times were tough last year, and on Christmas morning, my son woke up and opened his only present.
"But, but, I wanted a Transformer," he said with tears in his eyes. "This...This is a brick."
"Transformers," I said, "they're robots in disguise aren't they?"
He nodded.
"Well, it's in disguise."Submitted by: giorgiss
A wife of 40 should be like money.
You should be able to change her for two of 20.Submitted by: giorgiss
The best way to make somebody remember you, borrow money from them.
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15.99 for a T-Shirt?
Now there's a joke.Submitted by: giorgiss
The Bank of England have announced that it will take "A Generation" to pay off the National Debt.
Well I'm not fussed, thanks to our country's young slappers, that will be in twelve to thirteen years thenSubmitted by: giorgiss
Why is there so much month left at the end of my money?
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If I had a penny for every time that I thought that I deserve to be marginally richer than I currently am...
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Don't get me started on Child Support.
No really, don't get me started, I've never made a payment.Submitted by: giorgiss
