Latest News: The Greek football team returned to their hotel In South Africa to find they had been robbed.
Their government really is getting desperate.Submitted by: giorgiss
i told my wife i had come into some money and i was going to let her spend it all...
you should have seen her face when i gave her two ten pounds notes stuck together..Submitted by: giorgiss
The British chambers of commerce expects the economy to "Bounce back" in 2010.
That's all well and good, but all my cheques are going to bounce next week.Submitted by: giorgiss
I saw a black guy drop a 10 note in the street. I picked it up and after little consideration of whether to return it to him I realised that it was never his in the first place!
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Consolidate all your loans into one easily payable monthly installment.
Declare yourself bankrupt.Submitted by: giorgiss
I've decided to invest in helium.
It's the one investment that always goes up.Submitted by: giorgiss
You know why 20 notes are always so clean?
Because poor people don't touch them.Submitted by: giorgiss
I don't understand the point of doing The Sun Dreamteam.
You have to spend 50m on players for a chance to win 500,000.
That's a heavy loss, no thanks!Submitted by: giorgiss
Researchers found that you are more likely get germs from money than any other object.
Then how come poor people aren't healthierSubmitted by: giorgiss
I just spent an absolute fortune on books advising me on how to save money...
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