where in the periodic table is the element of surprise?!
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Chavs - The product of a rare event in nature in which evolution starts to work backwards.
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Every Olympic event should include one average person competing, for reference.
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If the chemical symbol for water is H2O, is the symbol for ice H2O?
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Was Einsteins theory good?
Relatively.Submitted by: giorgiss
Its been announced that the world's 'lightest material' has been unveiled by US engineers.
Al Murray has been left wondering how they got the scripts for his shows.Submitted by: giorgiss
Two neurones walk into a pub they were barred from only the other night
"You've got some nerve coming back here boys," says the Barman.Submitted by: giorgiss
What do NASA scientists say instead of its not rocket science?
Maybe its not like trying to get a girlfriendSubmitted by: giorgiss
Scientists have announced today that they have manage to grow meat in a laboratory.... my meat regularly grows outside my local primary school but I don't feel the need to go to the papers.
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A rabbit is sitting in the forest on a tree stump punching at the keys of a laptop. A fox walks past, stops and asks:
"What are you writing?"
"A scientific study of how rabbits eat foxes," says the rabbit.
"Whaaat?" says the fox. "You're crazy."
"Come with me," says the rabbit. "I'll show you something."
An hour later, the rabbit is sitting on the tree stump with his laptop again. A wolf walks past, stops and asks:
"What are you writing?"
"A scientific study of how rabbits eat wolves," says the rabbit.
"Whaaat?" says the wolf. "You're a nutcase."
"Come with me," says the rabbit. "I'll show you something."
An hour later, the rabbit is back on his stump with his laptop. A bear walks past, stops and asks:
"What are you writing?"
"A scientific study of how rabbits eat bears," says the rabbit.
"Whaaat?" says the bear. "You're off your head."
"Come with me," says the rabbit. "I'll show you something."
*****
A mound of wolf and fox bones is piled up outside a cave. Beside it, a lion is gnawing at the bloodied leg of a bear.
The moral of the story?
The accuracy of your scientific study is irrelevant if you're mates with the project manager.Submitted by: giorgiss
