Homeopathy. The air guitar of medicine.
Submitted by: giorgiss
I've just bought a new fridge that chills to absolute zero.
How cool is that?Submitted by: giorgiss
I find quantum really hard to understand, I guess I'm as thick as a Planck.
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So they have found a new particle that travels faster than light now?
We certainly didn't see that one coming.Submitted by: giorgiss
Sometimes, when I'm bored, I like to prefix every question with the phrase "I have travelled here from the year 1987 to ask..."
Which is technically true.Submitted by: giorgiss
Newton's little-known 4th Law of Motion - 'However hard you shake it, the last drop always goes down your trouser leg'.
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I wish I was DNA helicase.
Then I could unzip your jeans.Submitted by: giorgiss
A biologist and a physicist got married but soon had to divorce.
There was just no chemistry.Submitted by: giorgiss
In my physics exam today a question asked "What's the unit of power?"
I answered "Correct."Submitted by: giorgiss
Went to a fancy dress party the other day, i went as Oxygen.
I was in my elementSubmitted by: giorgiss
