Seriously, Michael Jackson didn't have plastic surgery to become white. He was just the first black man in history to EVER have a shower...
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"In recreating the process of fusion it was always understood that we could pursue three areas of interest and value," explained Dr Erik Storm of the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory (LLNL), the home of the National Ignition Facility (NIF).
First and foremost, NIF has been built for national security purposes, to study the conditions that exist in nuclear explosions and the way that nuclear weapons perform.
"That gives you an ability to maintain a credible nuclear deterrent in the absence of underground nuclear testing," said Dr Storm.
Marvel have bought the rights to his accident already...Submitted by: giorgiss
A new scientific study claims that women have an "inbuilt fear" of getting fat.
In that case, I'd like to nominate my wife for a George Cross.Submitted by: giorgiss
Astronomy is looking up!
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To commemorate the 40th anniversary of the moon landing, the three astronauts from Apollo 11 visited the White House. Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin were allowed to set foot inside the White House, while Michael Collins was forced to drive around in circles outside.
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Oxygen, Magnesium, Fermium, Lithium, Iron, Tin, Sulphur, Thorium, Uranium, Phosphorus and Cerium walk into a backstreet casino bar.
The bartender screams, and says
OMg FmLiFe
TiS ThU POLiCeSubmitted by: giorgiss
How do you confuse a scientist?
With the element of surprise.Submitted by: giorgiss
In the news: British scientists have said, "By the end of 2050 we will be ten billion." Does our country need so many scientists?
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Iran has launched a rocket into orbit today carrying a rat...
or Mahmoud Ahmadinejad as he's more commonly known.Submitted by: giorgiss
The real question is, why did the road move laterally under the stationary chicken?
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